Posey: first time I heard the song Rude by Magic I texted Dylan "We need to start a reggae babe"

Dylan: And I didn't realize he meant reggae band, so I texted him back "Alright babe."

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

(via yer-a-horcrux-harry)

lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

(via hi)

journeyintohiddlestiel:

the media should create as many queer characters as possible. who cares about those that say “it’s being shoved in my face!!” GOOD i hope it is because exposure to a variety of sexualities will help you normalise them, and maybe then you wont be such assholes and call out anything that’s different from you

(via attack-on-naruto)

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any sugar daddy fics preferably harry but it's ok if you put louis ones thanks love .xx

Boats And Hoes Answer:

theboyfriendstagram:

I love sugar daddy fics !

sugardaddy!Harry:

The one where Louis has a much older boyfriend who likes to spend money on him and Louis likes to call him Daddy sometimes

"Lets go to Paris daddy." Harry chuckled at his baby’s request, but his eyes remained on his newsprint, not even looking at him.

"Can’t love, business this week." Louis sulked. "Dick." And Harry was definitely looking at him now.

The AU where 36 year old!Harry’s wife goes shopping, and that gives him the opportunity to fuck his 17 year old!Louis into oblivion

Sugar Daddy AU where Louis pouts to get his way. But he misses Harry being sweet to him, and Harry misses cuddly Louis. Harry decides to take action. (Except he’s also a sap and is pleased when Louis’s pleased… so Lou may just get his way.)

Louis is still Harry’s boy. He might get a little greedy, and Harry might decide to address that. Louis sends dick pics to Harry, strokes phallic vegetables, and gets naked under an apron. (Once again, slutty Louis devises a plan.)

sort of sequel to my sugar daddy! au [right now].

Louis never considers himself to be a person that needs taking care of, until he meets Harry, that is. He’s willing to give up every part of himself, lay himself out-bare and vulnerable-for him; he doesn’t fully understand what he’s getting himself into; a love that is as hot as it is cold.

sugardaddy!Louis:

Louis goes away on yet another business trip, but when he stops calling Harry to check in, Harry decides to take matters into his own hands.

OR-
Louis is Harry’s sugardaddy who has gone away on business and Harry feels neglected. Louis is possessive and gets a camera installed in their bedroom so he can check up on Harry, so Harry decides to use the camera to his advantage.

Dating a famous footie player is hard – maybe even harder than school or convincing his mum that he was mature enough to move in with Louis even though he was only eighteen (and barely that). He pouts into Louis’ chest, pulling his hips closer with a tug of Louis’ thick hip. With a slow grind of his hips and a nip of his teeth at Louis’ nipple, Harry attempts to apologize again.

Sometimes there are those that gets what they want, sometimes there are those who don’t want everything they can have, and sometimes there’ll be dirty deeds done for the pleasure of one. Let’s just say a little sugar baby wants a certain Daddy to play some games with him, even if he’s hard to get.

Harry works at a country club, Louis is a millionaire member of said country club. Harry wants in his boat and his apartment but also in his pants

Harry always grew up in a predominately poor neighborhood. His family was poor and he was used to scraping and working to appreciate even the little things in life. All of the poverty and struggling eventually comes to a halt when he meets Louis Tomlinson, a young music exec one evening at a very posh club after being dragged down by Niall his careless roommate. Harry’s life immediately changes all in a single night, and well it only gets better and better.

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